CR Chart: Nondisney Foolish Mortals

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Boss Baby Boss Baby secretbabyformula Got kicked into the moon by our host and exploded on impact. We held a funeral for him and during that funeral Sarah Lynn and Otis agreed to sleep together.

Ginger Chicken Run thegreateggscape A moralizing chicken woman. A bit hypocritical. Very rude. Burnt to a crisp.

Sarah Lynn Bojack Horseman dumbshits All I know is that she's apparently slept with the half-horse half-human man before, and that she fucked the cow after the baby funeral. I think that's all I need to know, really. Dead. Unfortunate, she was one of the only ones who knew how to relax.

Otis Back at the Barnyard udderly Hey, it's the cow she fucked!

Dan Backslide The Dover Boys at Pimento University dothebackslide Beautiful. Wonderful. Inspiring. Poetic. A loving soul. He's stolen many things in life, but especially my heart. Burn in hell you treacherous leech.

Audrey The Lorax treefetish Very skewed idea of how the world works- she's never seen a tree before and gets incredibly excited at even the vague mention of one. Apparently all rivers are radioactive where she lives. Something about capitalism ruining everything, which is impossible. I figured out a way to disguise myself as her using her blood and a occultist talisman. And then it turned out she committed a murder.

Kubo Kubo and the Two Strings loneleye One of many judgmental children around here. Still, this one gave me the idea to sabotage whoever it was in an alternate dimension who made better candy than I did, so I accept it. Very rude, like most children. Wouldn't stop poorly playing music even when I asked politely. Murdered our host with a basketball. Innovative, but he died for his crime.

Penny Poledina RWBY in4apounding Very naive. I doubt she'll last long here. Oddly concerned for people's wellbeing, including mine for some reason. Somehow, she's still not dead. Despite trying to fight a weird ink-tree demon.

Coraline Jones Coraline toogoodtobetrue A rude little brat, but a tolerable one. She painted a bunch of bedsheets with slogans for my candy as a way to try to mock me. Not necessarily the most effective way to do that, dear. Died to a corndog.

Zhu Li Legend of Korra notthebattleship Interesting enough until she died horribly with a t-shirt fried to her face by cooking oil. It's ok though because she was trying to kill the raccoon, first.

Jack Samurai Jack fiftyyearspast I gave him a bar of chocolate and he appreciated it. Later turned into a demon. Probably not connected incidents.

Bojack Horseman Bojack Horseman manecharacter Asked me if I had any drugs. Died via slam dunk.

Dinobot Beast Wars codeofhero Is a robot who can turn into a horribly innacurate velociraptor. Wayyy too serious. But I think I managed to intimidate him somewhat. He doesn't think I'm human.

Centipeedle Steven Universe captain_cronch I could not care less about most of the people here, but even I know that if someone kills her, we're all doomed to Hell. She enjoys chewing on metal and glass. Well, we're all doomed to Hell.

Gandhi Clone High standsforrevenge Apparently, Gandhi himself is alive and a really stupid teenager. He's absolutely terrified of me. Good.

Cleopatra Clone High studentbody Another self absorbed, idiot teenager. I know very little about her, which is fine by me.

Fizzy My Little Pony carbonairhead Another one of the extremely naive, gullible members of this group. I think I talked a bit of sense into her, at least. Someone really killed the unicorn, huh?

Wabuu Dingo Pictures shoshtupid The first to commit a murder was, surprisingly, the raccoon with no morals. Who knew?

Beetle Kubo and the Two Strings themightybeetle Didn't know what vore was, got involved in a discussion about veganism during a murder trial. Squashed like the bug he was.

Aquaman DC Animated Universe handhook Another of the serious ones. I don't even remember how he died. He found his own severed hand, once.

Morty Rick and Morty mortyfied I'll be honest, I didn't even remember this kid existed until we found him dead.

Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants sunshinesdown A kitchen sponge who was accidentally killed while playing basketball.

The Little Girl The Little Prince essentiallyinvisible Very scholarly. Killed a sponge. I think she had an actual name, but I didn't bother to remember it.

Beth Tezuka Bravest Warriors oh_worm One of the few people here sort of worth respecting. Dan liked her spirit, at least.

King Dice Cuphead bringmecontracts Pissing him off is one of the only passtimes worth pursuing around here. :) Tried to have me executed. I will destroy him.

Swackhammer Space Jam imthetrashman The one who trapped us all here. Very annoying. Owns this literally-garbage theme park. Killed by a basketball.