FM NONDIS INVENTORY

[candymancan]

Keeping:

Cuphead's Cup Head
It's a ceramic mug with a cheery cartoon face on it. While high quality, you feel weird when you drink this.

Mega Candy
A candy that's the perfect combination of flavors and textures. Careful, it's highly addictive!

Jawbreaker
Wow these are, like, freakishly big. How do you put this in your mouth?

Take if you want it:

Giant Rack of Ribs
Holy shit how could you eat this in one serving?!

Whip
When you crack it, it makes the perfect noise to you nonstop throughout your cartoon!

Octopus Plush
A low quality plush of a weird octopus with a puppy face. When you squeeze him he says "I caused the titanic to sink!"

Clover x2
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming

Acme's Paint
A paint that lets you paint an exit out of here! Disclaimer: only works on your enemies

Acme's Disintegration Pistol
Brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! (Well, what do you know? It disintegrated)

Brain Grain
Brain Grain

Circus Afro
DA DA DADA DA DA DA CIRCUS

False Leg
A nifty false leg made out of metal and wood. Some poor dragon rider must be missing this right about now

Sneezing powder
A gift from Wabuu. A jar of white powder that gives you the sniffles. Perfect on cake!

Ray Liotta honey
"This is our whole life, and you're taking it without permission! This is stealing! You're taking our homes, our schools, our hospitals, it's all we have! ....And it's on sale?!"

Pic-a-nik basket
Keep it away from hungry bears!

???
It’s just a piece of paper that reads “Candlejack”.

A Cat
Just a regular ally tomcat. He likes trying to hunt mice and failing miserably at it.

Earth Ring
A ring with the powers of earth... supposedly

Tail sword
A unique long sword modeled after a tailbone. The blade can spin, because it makes everything better.

Jem and the Holograms
A cassette featuring the biggest hits from the band Jem and the Holograms

Powerpuff Hotline
It's a phone with a cute face on it instead of numbers. Occassionally it will ring and if you pick it up a man starts shouting about "the powerpuff girls" but he won't respond to any questions

Moon Cheese
Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese